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Do You Always Seem to Get Bad Service? Maybe You’re Being a Dick
My rumination is, if you're consistently getting bad service, the problem might be more with you.
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The Happiest Place On Earth. No, Not the One with The Mouse.
ABC Carpet & Home. No I don't actually buy anything there but it doesn't stop me wandering, Alice-like in its magnificent, glittering, shit-made-for-rich-people fathoms.
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Who Says You’re a Fashion Don’t?
Finding a space you can inhibit sartorially, satisfying both ones expression of self and simultaneously pleasing a crowd is a Catch 22. So, fuck it I say, wear whatever the hell you want, whatever your...
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Pizza Made From Scratch, Yo!
Many years ago now, I stood on a cliff top in Baja California (AKA Mexico) and said “Si” in a wedding ceremony in a language of which the only word I knew was “cerveza.” My bridegroom spoke the...
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Hourglass Figure
It’s January. Which is the month after the holidays. This guy ate way too much ham. He always eats way too much ham. How y’all doing with your resolutions?
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